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Mother Earth and Gorezilla are smiling!

New explosives could be more powerful and safer to handle than TNT and other conventional explosives and would also be more environmentally friendly. TNT, RDX and other explosives commonly used in military and industrial applications often generate toxic gases upon detonation that pollute the environment. Moreover, the explosives themselves are toxic and can find their way into the environment due to incomplete detonation and as unexploded ordnance. They are also extremely dangerous to handle, as they are highly sensitive to physical shock, such as hard impacts and electric sparks. To make safer, more environmentally friendly explosives, scientists in Germany turned to a recently explored class of materials called tetrazoles. These derive most of their explosive energy from nitrogen instead of carbon as TNT and others do.

Absolutely terrifying!

A rescue helicopter spotted the man, aged 38, and woman, 40, drifting some eight miles northwest of Bait Reef, winched them aboard and flew them to a nearby resort island.

Hot Air has the clip and it looks pretty awesome to be honest.

Really now, is a Speedo EVER a good idea?

Bob Hezzelwood said he has been visiting Bonita Beach for years and no one has bothered or complained about his bathing suit.

However, recently, a Lee County sheriff’s deputy gave Hezzelwood a ticket for trespass and told him not to return to the beach. A judge tossed out the case.

Freaks! 

The discovery of the decaying corpse of a 90-year-old woman in a Necedah house led to criminal charges Friday and an account of a “religious community” praying that she be brought back to life.

What wiil those kooky Leftists think up next? You, like me, might be afraid to even ask, considering they just came up with this nugget of inanity

Paris turns the banks of the Seine into a palm tree-studded, sandy-beach hangout in the summertime, and Bogota, Colombia, bans cars from its busy thoroughfares once a week and gives free aerobics classes in the streets.So why can’t a think-outside-the-box city like San Francisco occasionally close its main drag and offer tai chi sessions along the waterfront and let people jog wherever they please?

Man, that had to hurt

A swimmer is recovering after a pelican apparently diving for fish slammed into her face off Florida.

Debbie Shoemaker of Toledo, Ohio, was in the water Thursday near St. Petersburg when the pelican’s beak opened a gash in her face. She needed 20 stitches. The bird died.

The chief of the St. Petersburg Fire Department says he never heard of a diving pelican colliding with anyone.

I caught a pelican with a fishing lure once. It dove right after it as I cast it. Luckily it did not get hooked.

No, not illegal aliens, the little green kind

Jeff Peckman is back at it, and this time he is bringing little green men along for the ride.The Denver man, who sponsored an offbeat ballot initiative that would have required the city to implement stress-reduction techniques, now wants to ask voters to create a commission to deal with space aliens.“It is important because if you’re driving down the highway and you saw a crash of a small spaceship and a car or a bus full of kids, you really wouldn’t know what to do,” Peckman said. “Do you wait for the hazardous materials experts to show up because of potential contaminants from another solar system? What do you do? People really don’t know.”

From the mouths of babes they say.

People living with a skeleton? A new stupid reality show? No, just a a freaky story from Dallas.

The skeletal remains of a 93-year-old woman may have remained on a couch in her living room for months while other people continued living in the house, authorities said.

Your Sunday night babefest!

H’T TV newser

http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=4733121&affil=kgo

Your Saturday Night comic relief

Via The Onion

Your comic relief for Friday

FHM magazine has released its 100 Sexiest Women of 2008. I will personally reviw this list, and pour over the photos of scantily-clad babes to judge how well FHM did! The things I do for y’all!

Some quick notes, Victoria Beckham #99? Someone should make that girl EAT! The same can be said for every other supermodel type on the list. Unhealthy is NOT sexy!

Rachel McAdams #89? Are they nuts, or blind? She is top ten easily!

Madonna #87? Why is she in the top 1000 even?

Alyssa Milano #82? Again an easy top ten pick! Who is voting in this?

#75 Pam Anderson? Sheesh!

#74 Kelly Hu? WAY low for this knockout!

#66 Leeann Tweeden, Smokin hot! AND a Republican!

#57 Jennifer Love Hewitt! I really think she has turned into a beautiful lady, seems very nice too.

#35 Jessica Simpson very beautiful woman, needs to be top ten frankly. And I am still offering to date Jessica during the uopcoming NFL season, lest Tony Romo be distracted!

#34 Carmen Electra. She defines sexy!

#33 Halle Berry. One of the all-time beauties.

#20 Beyonce She is smokin, even if she married a no talent like Jay-Z

#18 Cameron Diaz. Can anyone explain her appeal? NOT HOT!

#16 Lindsay Lohan-See above!

#14 Rihana? Are you people judging with your eyes open?

#10 Kate Beckinsale! I love her!

#3 Jessica Alba, Easy pick

#2 Jessica Biel, Great butt!

#1 Megan Fox #1 really? Sheesh!

Ok, no Cote de Pablo? No Monicca Belucci? No Salma Hayek? No Lisa Marie Scott? No Robin Meade? No Julie Banderas? No Michelle Malkin? Sheesh!

This move has to be 

U.S. Congressional candidate Tony Zirkle is facing criticism from one of his primary opponents, and a host of people on the Internet, for speaking at an event over the weekend that celebrated Adolf Hitler’s birthday.

Zirkle confirmed to The News-Dispatch on Monday he spoke Sunday in Chicago at a meeting of the Nationalist Socialist Workers Party, whose symbol is a swastika.

When asked if he was a Nazi or sympathized with Nazis or white supremacists, Zirkle replied he didn’t know enough about the group to either favor it or oppose it.

“This is just a great opportunity for me to witness,” he said, referring to his message and his Christian belief.

To witness your political suicide maybe. What a boob!

An amazing story. File this under anything can happen anytime

A gust of wind blew a 2-year-old in a stroller into Lake Michigan, where the boy remained submerged for at least 15 minutes before being pulled out unconscious but alive.The child’s grandfather, who had been pushing the stroller on the lakeside Friday afternoon, jumped into the harbor to try to save the boy, the Chicago Fire Department said.Witnesses said the frantic grandfather struggled in the frigid water, just off a 70-foot long pier, pointing a few feet away and shouting, “Child! Child!”

“He was just moaning in the breakwater, crying,” said John Derscheid, who called 911 Say some prayers for that kid please

Large, predators are always large predators, and you cannot blame them for doing what nature designed them to do

A pet store owner is calling a police sergeant a hero for saving her from the coils of a 12-foot Burmese python doing its best to turn her into a meal.Teresa Rossiter had reached into a cage Thursday to show the huge snake to a customer when it bit her right hand and coiled around her left arm to throw her to the floor.

OK, OK so most people are funnier than George Carlin, except for Whoopi Goldberg, who has NEVER EVER been funny at all! Anyway, Mitt had some great lines especially the one obut Gorezilla!

Rockin!

Heart Hedgeache

Hurling a hedgehog at a teenager has landed a New Zealand man a date in court, a report said.

William Singalargh picked up the animal and threw it about five metres (15 feet) at a 15-year-old in the eastern North Island town of Whakatane in February, the Herald on Sunday reported.

“It hit the victim in the leg, causing a large, red welt and several puncture marks,” said Senior Sergeant Bruce Jenkins, of the Whakatane police.

“He was arrested shortly afterwards for assault with a weapon, namely the hedgehog.”

We should all take up a collection and buy Sen. Reid a dictionary. Then, he could know what the word voluntary means!

Funny stuff!

Disaster-proof? Unsinkable? Famous last words all! Still, BEHOLD!!

While no place is immune from violent weather, David South lives in what he believes is the safest community of dwellings in Texas. He says his five-bedroom home and every small domed rental house along Dome Park Lane are built to withstand the force and fury of tornadoes, hurricanes and earthquakes.

“These things will take rifle fire,” South said of the igloolike structures, not that anyone has shot at him.

South is a 69-year-old resident of this small town south of Waxahachie and the global-thinking head of Monolithic Constructors Inc.

These are a few miles south of my home. And, they are, less than attractive.