The DaleyGator

I have had lots of fun over the years, writing columns, debating with Liberals, and one of the funnest parts has been creating the nicknames I refer to certain Liberals and Leftists by.

I have decided to compile a list for your enjoyment. So here then, is my roll call of Liberal nicknames.

Jesse Jackson-Given his LOVE of money, and his status as the king of all race pimps, I deem him Je$$e Jack$on.

Al Sharpton- Come on, with THAT hair I just had to name him Al “Pimp My Hair” Sharpton!

Nancy Pelosi- Given that she looks like she cannot feel her face, I call her Speaker FaceLift!

John Edwards. I actually have two for this boob. Silky Phony and Senator Haircut.

Harry Reid- Another twofer here! I have referred to him as Harry “the war is lost” Reid, but I prefer Weasel Dick, it just seems very appropriate!

John Kerry- Actually I cannot in any way take credit for John “F###ing” Kerry, but it is so good it is included here.

Al Gore- I remember reading a story about Gore selling his global warming garbage in Japan. I had a vision of Gore terrorizing the people there, hence the title Gorezilla!

Jimmy Carter-This is a newer addition, I just refer to him as the Worst President Ever!

Arianna Huffington- You have heard her talk, she sounds like Eva Gabor on helium! So I refer to her as the Most Irritating Woman in the World.

Madeline Albright-Former Secretary of State. Given her cluelessness in dealing with North Korea, I call her Madeline Notalthatbright.

Mike Huckabee-Not ALL my scorn is turned towards Libs my friends. I really came to dislike Huck during the campaign. So, in honor of his cornball rhetoric, I deemed him Hokeybee!

Cindy Sheehan- Given her LOVE and ADORATION for Marxist thug Hugo Chavez, I have named her Cindy Sheehan-Chavez.

Jeremiah Wright- Another new one but all too easy. Obama’s Racist, Rantin’, Racist Reverend!

Louis Farrakhan- An oldie here. He is known by me as the Sinister Minister, or the Black Grand Wizard!

The KKK- Another oldie! They are the Klueless Klutz Klan, and I have also called them the Cowards in Dunce Caps too.

Dennis Kucinich- Given his weird looks, his slight stature, and his claim of having seen UFO’s, I recently gave him the title of Marvin the Martian.

These are diseases I have diagnosed that seem to strike those on the political and ideological left.

Selective Memory Syndrome-SMS

This disease causes Liberals to conveniently forget certain facts that prove inconvenient for them. An example might be Hillary’s Tuzla accounts.

Truth Deficit Disorder-TDD

Remember Al Gore’s lies in the 2000 debates? His grandiose claims? Well Gore seems to suffer from TDD, he just cannot recognize the truth.

Offendeditis

This was the first Liberal disease I diagnosed. The most common symptom is being offended over everything. Je$$e Jackson suffers from this, as everything offends him. Many other “civil rights” activists are suffering from this as well. Look ast them, they are always PO’d! And it almost seems they are only happy when offended. Very sad disease.

Perpetual Offended Syndrome-POS

Much like Offendeditis, except sufferers are ALWAYS upset and scowling, angry at everything. Many “civil rights” activists suffer from this.

Selective Outrage Syndrome-SOS

Ever take note of how “sensitive” Liberals are quick to become outraged over a certain things, like any criticism of a fellow Liberal? They rant about how insensitive and divisive it is. Yet, when a Conservative is attacked in the same way…. No outrage at all.

GODitis

Radical Atheists and ACLU members are the most common victims of this.

Anytime they see ANYTHING remotely Christian, or hear ANYTHING remotely Christian, they break out in hives and start speed dialing the ACLU, and other radical Atheists! From there, their condition declines, they are afflicted with accute Offendeditis, and SOS. Foaming at the mouth may soon follow, and finally, they will start having paranoid thoughts, and delusuions of victimhood. Very sad!

Those who suffer from GODitis also may go berzerk at the sight of a Christmas tree or manger scene.