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No pantyhose no diplomas?

Posted in Comic rerlief on May 25th, 2008 by gatordoug

If the South had won the war we would not have such stupidity!

Administrators told senior girls they couldn’t walk across the stage at graduation Thursday without them.

“We were like, are you serious? Do we really have to wear them?” said Comeau, 18.

The answer was yes. It was a rule meant to ensure that the graduates looked like ladies.

But style mavens and etiquette experts agree pantyhose in May in Florida are a no-no.

Yankees!

Heartache in Santa Fe as WIFIITIS strikes!

Posted in Comic rerlief on May 25th, 2008 by gatordoug

Ah, yet another malady identified by yours truly, WIFIITIS!

A group in Santa Fe says the city is discriminating against them because they say that they’re allergic to the wireless Internet signal. And now they want Wi-Fi banned from public buildings.

Arthur Firstenberg says he is highly sensitive to certain types of electric fields, including wireless Internet and cell phones.

“I get chest pain and it doesn’t go away right away,” he said.

Firstenberg and dozens of other electro-sensitive people in Santa Fe claim thatĀ putting up Wi-Fi in public places is a violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act.

Electro-sensitive Americans, a NEW minority!

Video-Summing up Obama supporters!

Posted in Comic rerlief on May 23rd, 2008 by gatordoug

YES THEY ARE!

Video- The Onion mocks diet Nazis

Posted in Comic rerlief on May 19th, 2008 by gatordoug

TASTELESS, CRUDE, INSENSITIVE and DAMNED FUNNY!

Video-Al and Jesse give Barack some advice

Posted in Comic rerlief on May 19th, 2008 by gatordoug

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Video-What really made O’Reilly go off!

Posted in Comic rerlief on May 19th, 2008 by gatordoug

Everyone has probably seen the O’Reilly meltdown from his Inside Edition days. Well, this video shows why Bill was so tempermental that fateful day.

And oh yeah, CONTENT WARNING!

H/T Hot Air

Why Star Wars geeks should not drink too much

Posted in Comic rerlief on May 13th, 2008 by gatordoug

Good grief!

A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates’ Court.

He also whacked Jones’ 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.

The two cousins and Barney Jones’ brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the “Star Wars” films.

The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses “insight and knowledge” from the films as “a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life.”

“We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some people are going to laugh about it,” the Wales on Sunday newspaper quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. “But a lot of people do take it seriously.”

Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.

“Darth Vader! Jedis!” Hughes shouted as he approached.

Hughes claimed he couldn’t remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine beforehand.

Video-Great Hillary impersonation

Posted in Comic rerlief on May 12th, 2008 by gatordoug

Wow, this lady has Hillary nailed!