The DaleyGator

I have had lots of fun over the years, writing columns, debating with Liberals, and one of the funnest parts has been creating the nicknames I refer to certain Liberals and Leftists by.

I have decided to compile a list for your enjoyment. So here then, is my roll call of Liberal nicknames.

Jesse Jackson-Given his LOVE of money, and his status as the king of all race pimps, I deem him Je$$e Jack$on.

Al Sharpton- Come on, with THAT hair I just had to name him Al “Pimp My Hair” Sharpton!

Nancy Pelosi- Given that she looks like she cannot feel her face, I call her Speaker FaceLift!

John Edwards. I actually have two for this boob. Silky Phony and Senator Haircut.

Harry Reid- Another twofer here! I have referred to him as Harry “the war is lost” Reid, but I prefer Weasel Dick, it just seems very appropriate!

John Kerry- Actually I cannot in any way take credit for John “F###ing” Kerry, but it is so good it is included here.

Al Gore- I remember reading a story about Gore selling his global warming garbage in Japan. I had a vision of Gore terrorizing the people there, hence the title Gorezilla!

Jimmy Carter-This is a newer addition, I just refer to him as the Worst President Ever!

Arianna Huffington- You have heard her talk, she sounds like Eva Gabor on helium! So I refer to her as the Most Irritating Woman in the World.

Madeline Albright-Former Secretary of State. Given her cluelessness in dealing with North Korea, I call her Madeline Notalthatbright.

Mike Huckabee-Not ALL my scorn is turned towards Libs my friends. I really came to dislike Huck during the campaign. So, in honor of his cornball rhetoric, I deemed him Hokeybee!

Cindy Sheehan- Given her LOVE and ADORATION for Marxist thug Hugo Chavez, I have named her Cindy Sheehan-Chavez.

Jeremiah Wright- Another new one but all too easy. Obama’s Racist, Rantin’, Racist Reverend!

Louis Farrakhan- An oldie here. He is known by me as the Sinister Minister, or the Black Grand Wizard!

The KKK- Another oldie! They are the Klueless Klutz Klan, and I have also called them the Cowards in Dunce Caps too.

Dennis Kucinich- Given his weird looks, his slight stature, and his claim of having seen UFO’s, I recently gave him the title of Marvin the Martian.

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