The DaleyGator

These are diseases I have diagnosed that seem to strike those on the political and ideological left.

Selective Memory Syndrome-SMS

This disease causes Liberals to conveniently forget certain facts that prove inconvenient for them. An example might be Hillary’s Tuzla accounts.

Truth Deficit Disorder-TDD

Remember Al Gore’s lies in the 2000 debates? His grandiose claims? Well Gore seems to suffer from TDD, he just cannot recognize the truth.

Offendeditis

This was the first Liberal disease I diagnosed. The most common symptom is being offended over everything. Je$$e Jackson suffers from this, as everything offends him. Many other “civil rights” activists are suffering from this as well. Look ast them, they are always PO’d! And it almost seems they are only happy when offended. Very sad disease.

Perpetual Offended Syndrome-POS

Much like Offendeditis, except sufferers are ALWAYS upset and scowling, angry at everything. Many “civil rights” activists suffer from this.

Selective Outrage Syndrome-SOS

Ever take note of how “sensitive” Liberals are quick to become outraged over a certain things, like any criticism of a fellow Liberal? They rant about how insensitive and divisive it is. Yet, when a Conservative is attacked in the same way…. No outrage at all.

GODitis

Radical Atheists and ACLU members are the most common victims of this.

Anytime they see ANYTHING remotely Christian, or hear ANYTHING remotely Christian, they break out in hives and start speed dialing the ACLU, and other radical Atheists! From there, their condition declines, they are afflicted with accute Offendeditis, and SOS. Foaming at the mouth may soon follow, and finally, they will start having paranoid thoughts, and delusuions of victimhood. Very sad!

Those who suffer from GODitis also may go berzerk at the sight of a Christmas tree or manger scene.

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