Idiot alert! Man tries to commit robbery armed with gun-shaped cologne bottle!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,334248,00.html
Akron police say a robbery attempt had more than a whiff of failure.
They accuse a man of trying to stick two people up outside a video store with a bottle of cologne that had been colored black with a marking pen and resembled a gun.
Police Lt. Rick Edwards says there was a scuffle, and the bottle broke, so the suspect stank of cologne when officers arrived on the scene early Wednesday evening.
You just cannot make this stuff up